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Field Notes · AI-era slang

A working taxonomy of things meat proxies say

Phrases recorded in the wild, explained for real, and traced back to the human who forwarded them. New specimens added as the ecosystem evolves.

The blob mascot looking at a friendly curly-braces character that represents JSON

Who is JSON?

First recorded 2026 · full-access prompts · status: viral

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The blob mascot holding a laptop between two houses while its cable loops back into its own house

What is localhost?

First recorded pre-AI era · demo links and deploy chats · status: perennial

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The blob mascot delivering an overly serious speech from a podium while blank pages spill out

Make no mistake!

First recorded 2025 · Cursor prompts, agent chats, vibe-coding memes · status: persistent

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The deadpan blob at a desk while a tiny computer gives an oversized thumbs up

Great question!

First recorded 2023 · chat windows, AI demos, support drafts · status: overpraising

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The blob uses a magnifying glass to inspect a web filled with identical bot silhouettes

Dead Internet Theory

First recorded 2021 · comment sections, feeds, AI-slop discourse · status: resurging

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The blob hands a giant keyring to a small robot beside an open control panel

Dangerously skip permissions

First recorded 2025 · coding-agent CLIs, YOLO aliases, unattended runs · status: high velocity

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by Alvin