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Shirts, hoodies, and stickers

Shirts, a hoodie, stickers, a mug, a tote, a poster, and a pint glass. The characters from the site, printed on real stuff.

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Merchmeatproxy.me Logo Dad Hat

meatproxy.me Logo Dad Hat

Organic cotton dad hat with the official blob + meatproxy.me logo on the front.

Price$23.85
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Merchmeatproxy.me Logo Dad Hat (Oyster)

meatproxy.me Logo Dad Hat (Oyster)

Organic cotton dad hat in oyster with the official blob + meatproxy.me logo.

Price$23.85
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MerchMeat Proxy Blob Dad Hat

Meat Proxy Blob Dad Hat

Organic cotton dad hat with just the deadpan blob on the front.

Price$23.85
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Merchmeatproxy.me Logo Tee

meatproxy.me Logo Tee

Eco t-shirt with the official blob + meatproxy.me logo on the chest.

Price$23.25 – $27.25
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Merchmeatproxy.me Logo Tee (White)

meatproxy.me Logo Tee (White)

White eco t-shirt with the official blob + meatproxy.me logo on the chest.

Price$23.25 – $27.25
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MerchMeat Proxy at Work Tee

Meat Proxy at Work Tee

White eco tee: small logo on the chest, the blob at its laptop across the back.

Price$31.20 – $35.20
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MerchWho is JSON? Tee

Who is JSON? Tee

Who is JSON? — the meat proxy blob from the meatproxy.me slang glossary, on a tee.

Price$23.25 – $27.25
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MerchWhat is localhost? Tee

What is localhost? Tee

What is localhost? — the meat proxy blob from the meatproxy.me slang glossary, on a tee.

Price$23.25 – $27.25
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MerchMake No Mistake! Tee

Make No Mistake! Tee

Make No Mistake! — the meat proxy blob from the meatproxy.me slang glossary, on a tee.

Price$23.25 – $27.25
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MerchMeat Proxy Blob Tee

Meat Proxy Blob Tee

Eco t-shirt with just the deadpan blob on the chest.

Price$23.25 – $27.25
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Hoodiemeatproxy.me Logo Hoodie

meatproxy.me Logo Hoodie

Organic hoodie with the official blob + meatproxy.me logo on the chest.

Price$47.94 – $49.94
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Hoodiemeatproxy.me Logo Hoodie (Light)

meatproxy.me Logo Hoodie (Light)

Light organic hoodie with the official blob + meatproxy.me logo on the chest.

Price$47.94 – $49.94
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HoodieMeat Proxy at Work Hoodie

Meat Proxy at Work Hoodie

Organic hoodie: small logo on the chest, the blob at its laptop across the back.

Price$56.14 – $58.14
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HoodieWho is JSON? Hoodie

Who is JSON? Hoodie

Who is JSON? — the meat proxy blob from the meatproxy.me slang glossary, on a hoodie.

Price$47.94 – $49.94
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Shirtmeatproxy.me Logo Sweatshirt

meatproxy.me Logo Sweatshirt

Organic sweatshirt with the official blob + meatproxy.me logo on the chest.

Price$38.40 – $40.40
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Bagmeatproxy.me Logo Tote

meatproxy.me Logo Tote

Black eco tote with the official meatproxy.me logo.

Price$21.56
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Bagmeatproxy.me Logo Tote (Oyster)

meatproxy.me Logo Tote (Oyster)

Oyster eco tote with the official meatproxy.me logo.

Price$21.56
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BagMeat Proxy at Work Tote

Meat Proxy at Work Tote

Oyster eco tote with the meat proxy blob at its laptop.

Price$21.56
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Mugmeatproxy.me Logo Mug

meatproxy.me Logo Mug

Glossy mug with the official meatproxy.me logo.

Price$11.95
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MugMeat Proxy at Work Mug

Meat Proxy at Work Mug

Glossy mug with the meat proxy blob hard at work on its laptop.

Price$11.95
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MugWho is JSON? Mug

Who is JSON? Mug

Who is JSON? — the meat proxy blob from the meatproxy.me slang glossary, on a mug.

Price$11.95
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MugWhat is localhost? Mug

What is localhost? Mug

What is localhost? — the meat proxy blob from the meatproxy.me slang glossary, on a mug.

Price$11.95
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MugMake No Mistake! Mug

Make No Mistake! Mug

Make No Mistake! — the meat proxy blob from the meatproxy.me slang glossary, on a mug.

Price$11.95
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PosterMeat Proxy at Work Poster

Meat Proxy at Work Poster

Matte poster of the meat proxy blob at its laptop.

Price$13.50
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PosterWho is JSON? Poster

Who is JSON? Poster

Who is JSON? — the meat proxy blob from the meatproxy.me slang glossary, on a poster.

Price$13.50
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PosterWhat is localhost? Poster

What is localhost? Poster

What is localhost? — the meat proxy blob from the meatproxy.me slang glossary, on a poster.

Price$13.50
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MerchMeat Proxy at Work Mouse Pad

Meat Proxy at Work Mouse Pad

Mouse pad with the meat proxy blob at its laptop.

Price$15.13
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MerchWho is JSON? Mouse Pad

Who is JSON? Mouse Pad

Who is JSON? — the meat proxy blob from the meatproxy.me slang glossary, on a mouse pad.

Price$15.13
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MerchWhat is localhost? Mouse Pad

What is localhost? Mouse Pad

What is localhost? — the meat proxy blob from the meatproxy.me slang glossary, on a mouse pad.

Price$15.13
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MerchMake No Mistake! Mouse Pad

Make No Mistake! Mouse Pad

Make No Mistake! — the meat proxy blob from the meatproxy.me slang glossary, on a mouse pad.

Price$15.13
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MerchMeat Proxy Blob Mouse Pad

Meat Proxy Blob Mouse Pad

Mouse pad with just the deadpan blob, no text.

Price$15.13
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StickerMeat Proxy Blob Sticker

Meat Proxy Blob Sticker

Kiss-cut sticker of the deadpan meat proxy blob.

Price$4.29
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Stickermeatproxy.me Logo Sticker

meatproxy.me Logo Sticker

Kiss-cut sticker with the official meatproxy.me logo.

Price$4.29
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StickerWho is JSON? Sticker

Who is JSON? Sticker

Who is JSON? — the meat proxy blob from the meatproxy.me slang glossary, on a sticker.

Price$4.29
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StickerWhat is localhost? Sticker

What is localhost? Sticker

What is localhost? — the meat proxy blob from the meatproxy.me slang glossary, on a sticker.

Price$4.29
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StickerMake No Mistake! Sticker

Make No Mistake! Sticker

Make No Mistake! — the meat proxy blob from the meatproxy.me slang glossary, on a sticker.

Price$4.29
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If something is wrong

We print each order when you buy it.

Nothing sits in a warehouse waiting. If the print is bad or the item shows up damaged, you get a replacement or a refund.

FAQ

Shipping and returns

Who prints and ships the orders?

A print shop called Fourthwall. They print the item when you buy it, ship it, and take payment at checkout.

What if it arrives damaged or printed wrong?

They replace it or refund you.

Can I send it back for a different size?

No. Each piece is printed after you order, so check the size chart first.

How long does shipping take?

Printing usually takes a few days. Shipping time depends on where you live. You'll get a tracking number.