The Referral Office

Refer a Meat Proxy

File an official complaint about a coworker who copy-pastes AI answers. Reports are emotionally binding, not legally binding.

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Referral Form

The Clerk stamps every report by hand. Zero added latency.

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Anonymous filing. Emotional jurisdiction only.
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#55

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