The Touch of Meat
And on the seventh day, the proxy was created: to forward prompts without reading them and return answers without verifying them.
Season 0 · The First 100
The Meat Board
Share the Meat Scan. Every person who finishes it through your link moves you up. Top 100 at Monday’s snapshot receive the Solana Founder NFT.
Get your link
ON THE BOARD
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sharing the scan
SCANS TAKEN
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meat proxies diagnosed
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Official Intake · Form MP-02
Get your referral link.
Make the first 100.
Your X account goes on the board. Your wallet gets the NFT. No email, no transaction.
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Holding $MEAT? Your linked wallet automatically activates up to a 2.0x referral boost on the leaderboard.
You’ll sign a plain message — “Join the Meat Board as @handle”. Nothing leaves your wallet. The NFT lands here.
The Solana Founder NFT
The top 100 on the leaderboard at Monday’s snapshot receive a free Founder NFT. Here is a preview of the 10 designs in the collection.
The Cattelan Proxy
Duct-taped to the gallery drywall. Sold for 4,000 SOL. Someone ate the caption before understanding the code.
Close Encounter
Beamed into deep space by an advanced civilization trying to understand why humans copy-paste between two open tabs.
This Is Fine
Production is down, the LLM hallucinates fake endpoints, the building is in flames, but the PR was approved with 'LGTM'.
A5 Prime Marbled
Certified 100% prime-grade human proxy. Raised on a strict diet of unread RFCs and StackOverflow snippets.
Deal With It
Yes, I generated this entire 40-page deck in 3 seconds. No, I will not be answering questions during the Q&A.
The Reaper’s Proxy
Even Death must wait in queue until the background scraping job finishes parsing the training dataset.
Fountain MP-08
R. Mutt 1917. An inverted porcelain throne where thousands of prompt tokens are flushed every millisecond.
Prism Hyper-Drive
Forwarding prompts across the galaxy at 99.9% the speed of light. Still introduces 400ms of latency.
The Pickled Relic
Submerged in 100% proof brine since 2023 to preserve authentic pre-AGI human consciousness.
RUNNER-UP
#02Open seat
unclaimed
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First to one scan takes it.
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THIRD
#03Open seat
unclaimed
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First to one scan takes it.
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👑TOP SEAT
Nobody yet.
the crown is on the floor
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One completed scan through your link puts you here.
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Standings
0 / 100 seatsranked by completed scans
Top 100 at Monday’s snapshot receive the Solana Founder NFT — airdropped to the wallet you joined with.
Only completed scans count. One per person. Clicks are cheap. We are not.
