meatproxy.me — press boilerplate

One line:
meatproxy.me is "Let Me Google That For You" for the AI era: a free joke site
you send to the coworker who copy-pastes AI answers instead of thinking.

Short paragraph:
A "meat proxy" is a human who forwards questions to an AI and forwards the
answers back — adding nothing but latency. meatproxy.me defines the term,
offers a 30-second self-test with certificates for clean scores, and lets you
refer your resident meat proxy with a personalized link. The public counter
of referred meat proxies is real, with live stats at meatproxy.me/stats. Free, no signup, no cookies, no tracking. Made by a
human. Mostly.

Contact: press@meatproxy.me
Assets: everything in this kit is fine to publish; attribution to
meatproxy.me appreciated. Mascot and illustrations: CC BY 4.0.